Homeless Black Man Spotted at
Starbucks -- In the Nude!,
by Mimi Brickmeyer [October 4, 2018]
Rich Liberals Politicize
Halloween Lawn Displays -- To Attack Trump!, by Vanessa
Cortez [November 7, 2017]
Hipster Douche Invades Starbucks with Two Computer Monitors -- The Size of a Windshield!, by Mimi Brickmeyer [May 26, 2017]
U.S. Military Full of Crybaby Women Soldiers -- And They're Officers!, by Marcus Rubyman [December 8, 2016]
85% of Seattle Food Service Workers Hooked on Meth, by Marcus Rubyman [June 5, 2015]
How to Succeed as a Sugar Baby or Trophy Wife, by Vanessa Cortez [June 5, 2013]
How to Make Money in Soft Tissue Injury, by Anonymous [April 18, 2012]
Libertarian Presidential Candidate Champions Bestiality Rights, by Marcus Rubyman [November 15, 2011]
Racial Divide Too Great for Tree Couple -- Baby Palm Adopted by Nearby Relative, by Vanessa Cortez [October 20, 2011]
Trapped Under a Shower of Cat Shit, by Feo Amante [June 26, 2009]
Trees in Love! -- Arbor Adore Overcomes Racial Divide, by Vanessa Cortez
[May 10, 2007]
My Cat
Talks to Me -- And Saved My Life, by Thomas M. Sipos [October
12, 2006]
Ceausescu's
Plot to Breed Race of Commie Superdogs, by Thomas M. Sipos [July
4, 1005]
Theater of Bloody Horror, by Vanessa Cortez
[October 24, 2003]
Before Hitler Invaded Poland -- Poland Invaded Czechoslovakia, by Vanessa Cortez
[June 8, 2003]
Christmas: The Holiday That Dare Not Speak Its Name, by Cameron Cortez
[December 20, 2002]
Libertarian
Candidate Gary Copeland: I Am the Tear on Your Cheek, I Am Druid, by
Marcus Rubyman [October 28, 2002]
Doggy Poops -- Doggy Dies!, by Mimi Brickmeyer
[February 10, 2002]
Tale of a 9-11 Miracle -- Steel Melts! Fruitcake Unharmed!, by Marcus Rubyman
[December 27, 2001]
Pissed Snowman Clubs 'Bladder Boy' to Death, by Vanessa Cortez
[December 16, 2001]
Fabulous Baby! Austin Gets Bert. Osama: Bert Out, Dr. Evil In, by Vanessa Cortez [December 3, 2001]
Heart-Rending Thanksgiving Tragedy! Super-Turkeys' Feathery Death Rage on Homeless Shelter, by Vanessa Cortez
[November 19, 2001]
Oldest U.S. Vet, 118 -- Bumleg, Blind, Broke: I'm the Luckiest Man in the World!, by Vanessa Cortez
[November 12, 2001]
A Pact Forged in Hell: Our Exclusive Interview With Bert -- From Osama's Afghan Cave, by Vanessa Cortez
[November 5, 2001]
World's Hugest Flag -- Weekly Universe Fights Sicko Terrorists by Unfurling 'Space Flag', by Vanessa Cortez
[October 29, 2001]
Lawyer Sues Self, Collects Millions -- And YOU Pay for It, by Marcus Rubyman
[October 15, 2001]
The Startling Myths -- And Facts! -- About Christopher Columbus, by Vanessa Cortez
[October 8, 2001]
World Trade Center Terrorists to Spend Eternity With 10,000 Eternal Virgins!, by Vanessa Cortez
[October 1, 2001]
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