WITCHES BLAST WIMPY WICCANS FOR RUINING THEIR DIABOLIC IMAGE
by Hank Willow, staff writer.
[December 9, 2001]
Satanic witches are sick and tired of wimpy Wiccans claiming that witches
worship peace, love, and nature -- and not Satan! -- whom Wiccans claim
was invented by Christians and Jews!
Those are the startling findings found
by a team of Weekly Universe correspondents investigating the bizarro world
of the occult!
Throughout the 1990s, TV shows like The
the Vampire Slayer have preached the Wiccan dogma that witchcraft
is an "Old Religion" of "nature worship" -- older than the Bible!
Not true! -- says
Satanic scholar Nikolas Schreck.
As recently as
the 1960s, most practicing witches were also practicing Satanists! In The
Satanic Screen: An Illustrated Guide to the Devil in Cinema, Schreck
"To the contemporary reader, whose
idea of a witch may be influenced by the sweetness-and-light Wiccans who
have appropriated the word, the dark aesthetic of the '60s witch must
be emphasized. Seeing themselves as sisters of Satan, the majority
of that era's witches were a far cry from the current Wiccan movement. Just as today's Wiccans are constantly pointing out indignantly that they
are not Satanists, the witchcraft movement of the sixties reveled in its
romantically diabolical associations."
did "appropriate" -- i.e. steal! -- the word "witch", it's no wonder today's
Satanists are spitting hellfire mad at Wiccans!
of Satan's website publishes a Bunco Sheet listing groups that their
diabolic disciples are to avoid, including:
"Feminist, Wiccan-oriented, consciousness-raising
groups who practice more male-bashing than magic. ... [They] are subject
to bitch-fights, petty jealousies, and rivalries. They are safe havens
for small-minded people trying to play head games, preferring the protection
of groups rather than really working to apply what [Church of Satan founder]
Anton LaVey wrote. ... [I]f you choose to affiliate with any pseudo-Satanic
or anti-Satanic groups, you may well find yourself disaffiliated from the
Church of Satan." !!!
also dispute the Wiccan claim that "Satan" was invented by Jews and Christians. The Church of Satan says their dark lord is older even than the Old Testament!
According to the
Church of Satan website, Satanism is "dedicated to the acceptance of Man’s
true nature -- that of a carnal beast, living in a cosmos which is permeated
and motivated by the Dark Force which we call Satan. Over the
course of time, Man has called this Force by many names,"
In another of
his diabolic books, Flowers
From Hell: A Satanic Reader, Nik Schreck gives examples of pre-Biblical
"Swiss writer Hannes Vatter observed
in his 1978 'The Devil In English Literature' that 'the oldest known deity
bearing some resemblance to our devil is Set or Setekh, the Egyptian god
of drought and tempest. ... The Norse Edda provides us with the trickster
god Loki, disobedient commander of Hel's dark forces, identified with fire
and a contentious relation to the All-Father of the Nordic pantheon."
the Jews got their idea for Satan from the Persians!
"This simplistic dualistic understanding
of the universe was adopted by the Hebrew tribes during their Babylonian
captivity, when they encountered the Persian Zoroastrian philosophy.
Zoroaster posited a never-ending war between the good day god Ahura Mazda
and his wicked foe, the night god Ahriman, a conflict that spawned the
Judaeo-Christian concept of Absolute Good and Evil that would blight centuries
-- Satanists and Wiccans make the exact same claim! Both claim
to worship pre-Biblical gods -- And they accuse each other of being a relatively
Even more amazingly,
regarding Wicca's claim to being an "Old Religion" -- Christians agree
In 1998, Christian
conservative Spence Publishing released Goddess
Unmasked: The Rise of Neopagan Feminist Spirituality, in which author
Philip G. Davis, after investigating Wicca's history, concluded that Wicca
is a newfangled concept -- not an "Old Religion"!
has been hailed by the media! The Los Angeles Times wrote:
"Anyone interested in the true origins
of Wicca should read Philip Davis' Goddess
Unmasked. He discusses with great precision and clarity how Wicca
does not draw on ancient traditions themselves so much as on relatively
recent theories and speculations about ancient traditions."
Journal called Davis's book: "a thorough, well-researched, scholarly study
of a new religious movement."
Hank Willow is a Los Angeles based tabloid reporter who has extensively investigated Hollywood scams against actors. Read more about his journalism in Hollywood Witches
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