ART BELL'S PSYCHIC
ARMY WOWS PRINCETON -- NOW
THEY'LL HEAL RUSH!
by Vanessa Cortez, staff writer.
[October 22, 2001]
Art Bell, whose nightly radio show investigates conspiracies, UFOs, ghost-sightings,
and the bizarre, aims to heal Rush Limbaugh's hearing loss by rallying
listeners to send Rush their combined psychic healing
from Princeton University indicates that it will work!
That was the startling fact uncovered
by a crack team of Weekly Universe investigative journalists monitoring
Bell's radio show on the dark night of October 18, 2001.
On that night, Bell called upon listeners
to concentrate on healing fellow radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh's recently
announced hearing loss.
And so as to measure the vast powers
of his psychic listener army, Bell ordered a second psychic energy ray
beamed into Princeton University, where internationally-renowned scientists
working with Bell monitored the incoming psychic energy rays.
Shockingly! -- the Princeton University
computer lab computers recorded a sharp spike in the high-tech graphs monitoring Bell listeners' combined psychic energy rays!
This is not the first time Art Bell
has unleashed the vastly huge powers of his psychic listener army.
Years ago, Bell rallied his listeners to use their combined psychic energy
rays to send a deadly incoming hurricane back out to sea -- with amazing
Although the mysterious Bell champions
the forces of good, he warns that anyone can use deadly psychic energy
rays -- for good or evil!
Even Osama Bin Ladin can use them!
Facts From The Universe:
broadcasts from WABC in New York. While still an obscure talker in
the 1980s, Rush declared fellow WABC host Bob
Grant his "mentor."
fired in 1996 when Jesse Jackson protested to Disney (WABC's owner) about
Grant's remarks on Commerce Secretary Ron Brown's controversial death in
a plane crash.
now broadcasts from WOR.
|Vanessa Cortez is a Los Angeles based tabloid reporter who has investigated the occult underbelly of the entertainment industry. Read more of her journalism in Hollywood Witches.
Copyright 2001 by WeeklyUniverse.com
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