MYSTIC GRAY BUDDHA'S ASTOUNDING
PSYCHIC PREDICTIONS FOR 2008!
by Vanessa Cortez, staff writer. [January
2, 2008]
 [WeeklyUniverse.com]
Tragic deaths and happy births, unemployment and lotto wins, earthquakes
and storms, wars and rumors of wars -- those are some of the amazing events
in store for planet Earth in 2008, as predicted by the Weekly Universe's
astonishing Mystic Gray Buddha[TM]!
As 2007 drew to a close,
the editors of the Weekly Universe convened a top Blue Ribbon Panel of
one thousand of the world's leading psychics.
After meditating on
the miraculous miracle symbols symbolized by the Mystic Gray Buddha[TM],
the psychic panel released these astounding predictions for 2008:
* Millions of people will die in 2008!
* Even more tragically, some of these deaths will be of celebrities! Some of them fairly young. The glamorous worlds of film, TV, music,
sports, literature, and politics will all suffer the loss of famous figures
over the course of 2008.
* There will be fires! Homes will be lost. Some fires will
even claim human life.
* There
will be earthquakes! Maybe some big ones, but definitely many small
ones. Amazingly, some of these earthquakes will be so small, you
won't even be able to feel them.
* There will be wars and rumors of wars! Astonishingly, it won't
matter which person or political party is elected to power, or who's overthrown,
or who seizes power, or however many peace marches there are. There
will be wars in 2008.
* There will be drownings, and highway deaths, and suicides, and even murder! Shockingly, more than one person on Earth will be murdered in 2008. More than five, even.
* Millions of people will lose their jobs in 2008! And there will
be bankruptcies and mortgage foreclosures too.
* But the economic outlook is not entirely bleak for 2008. Millions
of people will find jobs in 2008! Millions more will be promoted.
* If you're
thinking of playing the lotto, 2008 might be your lucky year -- because some
people will definitely win the lotto in 2008!
* Likewise, while death will darken 2008, the picture is not entirely bleak. Millions of babies will be born in 2008! So if you've been trying
to have a baby, 2008 might be your lucky year.
* Amazingly, every one of these predictions will happen to all twelve signs
of the Zodiac! It won't matter whether you're a Libra or Leo, a Virgo
or Sagittarius -- all signs will suffer deaths and job losses, and be gladdened
by births and lotto wins.
* Millions of people will pay for psychic advice in 2008! They will
buy books written by psychics, or call psychic phone hotlines, or visit psychics in their home offices.
* Finally, and most astonishingly of all, every
single person who pays for psychic advice in 2008 will be ripped off!
These are the Mystic
Gray Buddha[TM]'s
predictions for 2008. They come with a full, money-back guarantee:
If even one of these astonishing predictions do not come true, the WeeklyUniverse.com
will give you a full refund of everything you paid the WeeklyUniverse.com
for these predictions.
Copyright 2008 by WeeklyUniverse.com
Vanessa Cortez is a Los Angeles based tabloid reporter who investigates the occult underbelly of the entertainment industry. Read more about her journalism in Hollywood Witches. |
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