JESUS TURNED ME
INTO AN ALIEN!
by Vanessa Cortez, staff writer.
[March 12, 2003]
Jesus Christ is an extraterrestrial hyperspace alien -- and he's turning
people into aliens!
the astounding bombshell revelation of Ronald F. Avery -- who was himself
born of woman yet made alien by Jesus! -- as told in his book, Alien
Physics -- and in a shocking and exclusive interview with the Weekly Universe!
* Jesus Is An Alien
Explained Avery exclusively to the Weekly Universe: "Jesus is the first extraterrestrial hyperspace
alien to visit planet Earth. He was sent to Earth by Eternal Space
or his father, which is God. Jesus was conceived by eternal space,
and born of a virgin.
"They are the one and only
means of traveling to the galaxies eternally or of continually inhabiting
any place at all. This process of transformation from a mortal creature
into an immortal creature is completely executed
by them, not by us.
"Since all things were contained
within the physical body of Christ Jesus, all things that he did were done
by all things in Heaven and Earth. When Christ died on a cross, all
things in Heaven and Earth died. When Christ was resurrected from
the dead, all things in Heaven and on Earth were raised from the dead.
When Christ ascended back into eternal space from which he came, he took
all things in Heaven and Earth back with him, reconciling all things unto
"These acts by Christ are
called the 'operation of God' by Saint Paul in the New Testament.
"[Jesus] had two capacities
that made it possible to operate upon all of space and all things therein:
the power to implete or fill all space, and the power to envelop or contain
all space. With the containment of all space comes the containment
of all time or eternal life in the galaxies. All things that he did were
operations upon the whole of space, matter and life."
Avery said this 'operation'
transformed him into a hyperspace alien. "I was transformed into
an alien by going through the stargate opened by [Jesus]. All people
on Earth have been 'operated' upon and can go through this stargate. It is better than Sagan's Black Holes, or as he would say: 'Einstein-Rosen
"Einstein's folded universe
is unnecessary and useless. The cosmic speed limit of light has been
exceeded. All mankind now has a means of traveling to the galaxies
Amazingly, Avery appears
no more "alien" than those reported by Billy Meier.
Concedes Avery: "I do not
believe that a modern medical doctor or scientist could detect me other
than by my very strange verbal reporting. Many thousands of humans
have been transformed into aliens; it has been an on-going process for
about two thousand years.
"It is almost impossible
to detect who has been alienated by this operation. You might say,
'it takes one to know one'."
* Proselytizing ... or a New
According to Avery's website, Alien Physics, Coast
to Coast AM producer Lisa Lyon refused to book him, accusing him of
proselytizing. Says Avery on his website:
When I told Lisa Lyon,
the producer of the George Noory Show at Coast to Coast AM, that I was
an Extraterrestrial Hyper Space Alien she was very interested. But
when she found out that I became so by the operation of Christ Jesus upon
the Cosmos, her excitement changed to skepticism. After answering
her questions of how I became a Hyper Space Alien, she said "you are just
I replied that I was just telling
her what I had become and how.
I told her during her continued
of me that I would one day be able to travel to all the galaxies.
She asked if I had been to the galaxies. And I replied that I had
not, but have power to go in the future.
She then said, "Well call me when
you get back, and I will put you on the show."
I replied, "Oh, I see, one cannot
be a hyperspace alien unless they have already been to the galaxies.
This is incorrect. I will tell you what attribute I do have that
justifies the title hyperspace alien, and you determine if you have heard
that expressed by any other person on your show.
I then stated that I contained
the galaxies in my body and do not need to go to the galaxies.
She then said, anybody can just
make up some hyperbole and insist upon it. She later admitted that
she had not heard anyone make that claim before.
Avery goes on to offer "evidence"
of a double standard, listing Coast to Coast AM guests, Christian and non-Christian,
who engaged in hyperbole and/or proselytized, but were nevertheless allowed
on the air.
Avery insists to the Weekly
Universe that he serious.
"I have developed a new theology
and science based upon a system that is necessary for the Scriptures to
work," he claims. "A system that
humans can experience and know is
true to the point of resisting every falsehood that stands in its way --
whether it be science so-called or
mythology or opinion or hyperbole or
an angel from heaven or an alien from a space ship.
"What I have discovered is
true and knowable and transforms men and women into hyperspace aliens capable
of eternal space travel to the galaxies. No other means will ever be available
to do this.
"It took many years for me
to realize what happened to me and how to explain it. So I have not
talked like I do now for more than ten or eleven years.
"Many people think I am kidding
them, or playing with them."
* Church of Jesus Christ, Alien?
Still, Avery's message sounds
like Christian proselytizing, couched in the language of ufology.
Asked by the Weekly Universe if God or Jesus had a message for humanity,
Avery listed the following tenets:
* The Kingdom of
Heaven has been established upon the face of the entire earth to the ends
the galaxies by the miraculous operation of God in Christ.
* All men can now become
a hyperspace extraterrestrial alien by humbly allowing the operation of
Christ to transform you. Die with Christ, Resurrect with Christ and
ascend to fill all space with Christ and you will then contain all space
and time in your own body. This is Eternal Life, it is for you to
possess in your lifetime now. Do this before your body is taken from
you and you will be indestructible keeping every hair of your head eternally
to travel the galaxies.
* It is the will of the
Eternal Living Space that all men are born into the Kingdom of his Dear
Son Jesus Christ. The rejection of this method to obtain eternal
life in the galaxies will result in your eternal ongoing destruction outside
the Kingdom of Heaven which is the eternal living space we inhabit presently
and see about us right now.
* Repent of your ways that
produce nothing and no knowledge or relief. You are ill and tired
and need to rest at last in the truth and power and knowledge of what God
has done to the whole cosmos in Christ and possess your own souls forever
* Read the word of God in
the New Testament to know that this message is true and open and available
for you but it will not always be available. For Christ who opened
the stargate and no man can shut it will return at his will in the twinkling
of an eye and close it and no man will open it again.
* It's up to you - eternal
travel in the galaxies with millions of aliens or the black hole by yourself
alone for ever outside the Kingdom or eternal space in God. There
is no other way provided for your escape. But thanks to Christ we
can be delivered from death. As Paul told Timothy, "Lay hold of eternal
* Are They Aliens or ...
Asked by the Weekly Universe
about UFO sightings, abduction reports, alien astronauts, and crop circles,
"These are the vain imaginings
of people yearning to be delivered from their present state of death into
eternal life. They have been lied to by Satan to look for their savior
in the form of aliens from space. They are bombarded by these delusions
by radio, television, and tax supported scientists.
"Abduction reports are the
same. There have been no abductions by aliens. All this is
the vain imaginings of man to escape the chains and bonds of his state
of walking death. The so-called sightings and abductions demonstrate
the power of their own minds, and the degree to which they try to escape
confines of death.
"Alien astronauts, crop circles,
Stonehenge, pyramids, government cover-ups, Roswell, space ship crashes,
Planet X, spiritual technology, multidimensional parallel universes activated
by thought, quantum physics, black holes, worm holes, quarks, curved space,
you name it! All the sad delusions of men trying to propel themselves
into eternal space without a clue of how to do it.
"Early Christians did not
entertain such things because they knew what the space above them was,
and who it was, and how to go there. Even Galileo knew that the stars
and planets he observed were in the same dimension he lived in, and that
he one day would go there and experience it first hand through the operation
of Christ Jesus.
"Once a man becomes a hyperspace
extraterrestrial alien he knows what is feasible and what is not.
He knows how space travel is accomplished. He knows that he and the one
who operated upon him are the superior life forms of the entire cosmos.
He knows that no other life form has the power to visit the earth or to
operate and transform the cosmos as Christ did.
"Christ and his disciples
are the most advanced life form in all of space and time. By definition
this excludes all these sad and lost claims of alien sightings and abductions
which all end in further sad frustration.
* What About Buddha?
As the Weekly Universe has
invested great effort into the development of our Mystic
Gray Buddha[tm], we
wanted to know what Avery thought of other reputed Earth sages.
Said Avery: "Mohammed and
Buddha were great men of worldly wisdom who noticed human nature and learned
many things from watching and observing the behavior of people. But
they did not describe a method by which anyone could be transformed.
They did not perform an operation to accomplish this transformation.
"Christ Jesus opened the
stargate for all men including Muslims and Buddhists and the lost house
of Israel. All men are used by God, but they did not perceive what
the whole problem of man was, much less describe a method to fix it and
then go perform the act to institute its solution."
* Agent of the Angel
The Weekly Universe also
wanted to know what a man transformed into a alien by Jesus thought about
Avery said: "The Bible is a cosmic
map into the Kingdom of deep space and all therein. It is a description
of the stargate into eternal space travel
that all people have available
"Most of this perception revealed
in the Bible is occulted from view by evil in many forms, even within the
church, so that man will not see what has been done to the cosmos by Christ
Jesus. Satan does not want anyone to find this stargate into the
Kingdom of Heaven, nor will he enter into it himself. Satan is the
great liar and murderer of mankind. He is the father of all lies
"The Book of Revelations is a
description of what has already happened or is presently taking place.
Most has already happened.
"The first reign of Christ on
Earth by his holy disciples for a thousand years (Rev. 20:1-3) has ended;
the old dragon has been loosed to deceive the nations again (Rev. 20:7).
But now even this short season is about over where in Satan, the dragon
will be cast into the bottomless pit forever
to never again deceive the
nations as to who and what Christ Jesus is, The Son of the Living God or
"I am one of the first agents
of the angel with the long chain that binds Satan, because I expose where
Satan dwelleth in the philosophies of the world (Rev. 2:13). I expose
where the seat of Satan is in his science so-called and how he has bound
the minds of man by the lie that Christ and God exist in another dimension
that can only be known upon death.
"Satan has split the cosmos into
two parts: the spiritual and observable cosmos. God and Christ and
the church are in the spiritual, and the human scientists are the caretakers
of the observable. This error in thought makes the ancient geocentric
idea of the Earth pale by comparison."
* AntiChrist, Bible Prophecy
& the UN
The Weekly Universe also
asked Avery about the continuing crises in the Middle East.
Avery said: "The current
Middle East crisis could not take place without the occulting of Western
Christianity. The so-called modern state of Israel could not have
risen without the eclipse of Christianity in the world. God and Christ
have been locked out of the observable cosmos by numerous antichrists such
as Albert Einstein, who successfully convinced modern society that space
is a lifeless void and God, if he exists at all, is in another dimension.
"There are no other dimensions
at all but hell or the flip side of the cosmos. The cosmos is the
Kingdom of God and if one is cast out from it, they are in nowhere, or
the true black hole, better known as hell.
"Carl Sagan was also another great
antichrist that continued the work of Einstein in deceiving the world.
"I heard the so-called expert
of Bible prophesy, Hal Lindsey, say on the George Noory Show that, 'modern
Israel had been miraculously restored by God.' He knows very little
about the history of the development of the so-called state of Israel.
"If we are to believe that God
uses bank fraud, insider trading, theft and international intrigue, manipulation
and violation of laws and constitutions of Christian nations as miracles
to accomplish His ends, then why not agree with him? But the miracles of
God are not synonymous with the crimes of wicked men. God certainly
needs not a long chain of criminal barbaric acts of lost men to 'miraculously
God in Christ
the real 'new Israel', which comes down from heaven, by altering everything
in the cosmos. Only Christians can enter this new Israel. This
is the power of God! This is righteousness! This is miraculous!
"The forced militarily establishment
of the so-called state of Israel against the will of the inhabitants of
the land is fraud, and violation of all the laws of nations as to how real
nations with authority are established; well established over 300 years
ago by John Locke, the Christian disciple, true to Christ, who carried
the rod of iron to dash the nations into shivers (Rev. 2:26-28).
"When Bush violates the U.S. Constitution
to send troops overseas without a Declaration of War, and Congress allows
it with a resolution that dissolves the federal government, something is
not right in the so-called United State of America. When Bush is
going to force Sadam Hussein to comply with a UN resolution, while at the
same time refusing to honor a pending UN veto of his war against Iraq,
then the Western world has abandoned the eternal law of reason and logic.
"How can we not laugh openly at
the absurdity of defying a UN Security Council Vote to go enforce a UN
resolution? This is the height of hypocrisy and arrogance."
Not that Avery looks to the UN
for authority. He adds: "The UN cannot have authority over any people
on Earth as it cannot obtain the consent of the people of sovereign nations.
This has been well established 300 years ago by John Locke. The only
real power of law which has been violated is Bush's refusal to abide by
the U.S. Constitution, and the abandonment of that body of law by the impotent
Congress of the so-called United States."
At the conclusion to
our interview with the alien, the Weekly Universe asked if he had a closing
Avery said: "Well, I hope
that this receives a better reception than my message does at other places.
Thank you for this opportunity to express this most important subject to
your readers. I do hope that many will join me in deep space as a
result of this opportunity, and that these words do not return to God void."
Read Avery's subsequent email
exchange with George Noory.
Copyright 2003 by WeeklyUniverse.com
F. Avery describes himself as "a licensed architect and interior designer
in the so-called state of Texas. My religious/spiritual/philosophical
station is that I have become an extraterrestrial hyperspace alien."
Physics. His website is Alien
Physics. He is the owner of the Silver
|Vanessa Cortez is a Los Angeles based tabloid reporter who investigates the occult underbelly of the entertainment industry. Read more about her journalism in Hollywood Witches.
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