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BIGGER THAN
ENRON! PORK CONSPIRACY SCANDAL TO EXPLODE!
by Patrick Patterson, New York correspondent.
[February 24, 2002]
 [WeeklyUniverse.com]
In what threatens to explode into the political scandal of the 21st century,
trash cans promoting a fat cat politico have mysteriously materialized
all throughout Queens, NY -- and YOUR tax dollars probably paid for them!
The mystery cans all carry
free advertising for New York State Senator Daniel
Hevesi, son of ex-NYC Comptroller Alan Hevesi who tanked early on in
trying to succeed Rudy Giuliani as Big Apple mayor.
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Mysteriously, the trash
cans not only advertise fat cat pol Hevesi -- they also tie him to what
sound suspiciously like front operations for shadowy groups such as the
"Rego Park Merchants Association."
Even more mysteriously --
the cans are magnets for underworld-looking types.
In this long-range satellite
photo, an unidentified man approaches a Hevesi trash can wearing a Greek
sailor's cap -- such as those worn by trans- oceanic smugglers! |
| In another satellite photo
[obtained exclusively by the Weekly Universe
SpyBird(tm)] a suspicious looking man is caught rendezvousing with
a Hevesi trash can -- while wearing a trench coat and carrying a folder!
International spies are known
for wearing trench coats -- and often carry folders containing top secret,
eyes-only classified documents! |
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More shadowy underworld
types monitor this Hevesi can. The woman's mouth is open -- but who
is she talking to? A microphone?
Also, she wears a hood.
Why?
To hide her face -- or to
show gangsta affiliation?
And who is the mystery man
observing her from behind the bush? |
| A limousine type car idles
beside yet another Hevesi trash can -- while garbage bags are piled nearby!
Mafiosi are known to have
ties to garbage collection, drive limousines, and live in Queens.
But even more shockingly,
the car is parked across the street from a bank!
But most shocking of all
-- this Hevesi can promotes a different shadow group's name, that of... |
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"The Austin Continental
& United Merchants Group!"
Why?
Even more ominous, right
beside the limousine type car, and garbage pile, and bank, and Hevesi trash
can, loiters a suspicious looking man -- in a black leather jacket!
Many dangerous criminals
wear black leather jackets. |
| Another suspicious looking
man passes yet another a Hevesi can while wearing a black leather jacket!
Even more shocking, his muscular
head is shaven -- a hair style popular with English skinhead gangs.
But most shocking of all
-- this trash can is designed in a different style from those above!
Why?
But still more shocking,
on the other side of the can it says... |
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"Forest Hills Chamber of
Commerce."
Again, why?
These questions won't go
away.
The deeper our crack team
of Weekly Universe correspondents probed this explosive scandal, the more
questions emerged. |
What smoke-filled backroom
pork-barrel dealings tie this New York fat cat politico to these "business"
groups?
Who paid for these trash
cans' Hevesi promos? Is YOUR tax money being used to promote an incumbent
politico? Or did these "merchant groups" pay for these Hevesi promos
-- in exchange for ... ?
Are other fat cat politicos
doing the same across the nation -- how widespread is this scandal?
How much bigger than Enron?
And why are so many unidentified
people walking past these cans?
Last month, our sister publication,
the Hollywood Investigator,
emailed the office of Daniel
Hevesi, asking about the number of cans, their cost, and who paid for
them.
Shockingly, the e-mail went
unanswered!
Copyright 2002 by WeeklyUniverse.com
Patrick Patterson is a Los Angeles based paparazzi. When he's not photographing celebrities, he conducts high-level investigative journalism in New York. Read more about his work in Hollywood Witches. |
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